The English language makes you capitalize ‘I’ and linguists aren’t sure why, but my theory is that it’s out of respect to self. An entire language thinks you are significant enough to commence higher than all other words in a sentence, because ‘I’ is not just a word it is a damn title of a pronoun, so don’t let anyone or anything make you think you’re not important, alright? Because you contradict that every time you talk about yourself.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
THE PLASTIC MURDER SUIT IS THE STUPIDEST THING IVE EVER SEEN.
BUT ITS SO SMART IT MAKES ME ANGRY.
It amuses me to no end that it’s clear, like “I’m gonna murder the shit out of your and nibble your choice cutlets but it is most important that you see how utterly fab I look while I do it.”
Natasha Romanoff: S.H.I.E.L.D Agent, Russian Spy, Assassian, Matchmaker
ah, just another day of disappointing my parents and no one making out with me
I don’t even know
No but this is basically the Brig and the Doctor’s relationship
'girls don't have to clear their internet history'
let me explain you a thing
i feel safe knowing that he is a guardian of our galaxy